likejack

To write a comment on Facebook that receives more likes than the original post.

Ray likejacked Boz’s photo with that epic comment, hahaha.

by Soleio February 18, 2011

lifejacket

When a chick comes up behind you, clothed or unclothed, and her boobs rest over your shoulders and around your neck resembling an emergency life-vest.

While trapped in a cave, Grant stayed alive by falling asleep in the security and warmth of his best friend's lifejacket; even though it was a little gay.

by cowtipn January 29, 2007

liejack

To falsely accuse an opponent or potential critic of the thing that you are saying or doing before they can call you out on the thing that you are saying or doing. Thus, bystanders and third parties become confused and you stand a better chance of getting away with what you are saying or doing.

Also see "liejacking".

The new girl was quietly different, had a lot of piercings and kept to herself. They didn't like the look of her. One girl one day said "she's blatantly secretly a bully and just hasn't found her victim yet". Thus, they began to yell "bullygirl" at her every day at school. Because of this liejack, everyone else just presumed she was a bully that had been found out and some even started to join in. It only stopped when she finally moved schools.

by AdLibera September 13, 2020

liejacker

One who "liejacks", i.e. a person that falsely accuses an opponent or potential critic of the very thing that they are saying or doing before they are called out for the very thing that they are saying or doing.

It confuses bystanders about what's true and what isn't to try and help them get away with what they're doing.

See also "liejack" and "liejacking".

She started spreading rumours about her friend and how he fails to satisfy his girlfriend. He comes to her for solace, concerned about what others have been saying about him. She then blames his girlfriend, saying that "she's using you for her own games - you can't trust what comes out of her mouth".

And that is how the liejacker ended their relationship.

by AdLibera September 24, 2020

Pulls Like Jack The Bear

An old trucking term for a truck running at peak performance. If a truck is pulling like Jack the bear he is going at or above the speed limit where other trucks can't keep up.

Guy 1: "Did you see that truck flying by up the pass?"
Guy 2: "Yeah that truck pulls like Jack the bear, I wonder what he's got under the hood of that rig!"

by Trucker Jake August 19, 2022

liejacking

Falsely accusing an opponent or potential critic of the exact thing that you are saying or doing before they get a chance to call you out on what you are saying or doing.

Thus, bystanders and third parties become confused as to what is real and what isn't, and you stand a chance of getting away with what you are saying or doing.

He told a lie and then immediately said "but the fake news media will lie and disagree with me". Now the press can't call him on his lie without looking like liars themselves and neutral bystanders feel like they have to take a middle-ground. That's some shady liejacking right there.

by AdLibera September 13, 2020

lifejack

referring to something that hijacks your life, usually an addiction of some sort

1. Everquest 2 and World of Warcraft have lifejacked my friends.

2. Too bad heroin lifejacked Danny...he used to be an okay guy.

by Godemperor June 11, 2006