lightstep

Certain elements in Canadian pop sensation LIGHTS's music that makes the song sound like dubstep, when it is just dubstep-influenced. Exclusive to LIGHTS only.

Everybody Breaks A Glass, Where the Fence is Low, Fourth Dimension (in the album Siberia)

Normal people: Distorted basslines! Dubstep!
Fans (LASers): LIGHTSTEP

lightstep by iheartlights October 13, 2011

Nightstep

A dubstep song that has either increased tempo, pitch or both.
It originated from nightcore, however the original nightcore community does not support the growth of any "style" other then nightcore. It cannot be made from scratch, it has to be an already made song that gets "remixed", and published.

dubstep+nightcore=nightstep (roots)

It should be labeled as a remix, however certain youtube uploaders either tag it as nightcore or a genre. The original nightcore community does NOT support it in any way, so labeling it as nightcore is wrong.

The most popular dubstep songs that get remixed in this way are usually vocalish. The speed+tempo increase is anything from 15-30%. It can go below and over these values, but these are the usual ones. It doesn't have to be both tempo and pitch, but they usually go hand to hand since the pitch makes the vocals anime-ish, and the speed makes the wobbles and the drop hit hard and fast.

"Hey, did you hear about the new nightstep remix I made?"
"Hey bro, you were wrong. nightstep is not the same as nightcore!"

Nightstep by ABLovee February 1, 2013

Lightspeed Systems 

A crappy web filter used by schools to block everything good on the internet. The filter blocks games, blogs, youtube, etc. It is a highly restrictive filter designed to surpress free speech and expression.

Person 1: Lets go on Urban Dictionary!
Person 2: We can't. It's blocked by Lightspeed Systems.

Lightspeed Systems by Derpio June 14, 2016

lightship 

A workplace that defies all logic and strips any remaining shreds of trust, loyalty and dignity that an employee might possess.

lightship by Anonymous September 25, 2003

Lightspeed Champion 

Amazing music.

Also a character in comics drawn in maths books.

Omg Lightspeed Champion is amazing

Lightspeed Champion by Like Totally June 21, 2008

Lightspeed Dickslam 

The act of slamming one's genitals at speeds in excess of 45 MPH. One person must drive down a highway, or any road that has the correct speed limit. They must drive on the far right or the far left lane of the road.

Person #2 must be on the far left or far right of the car, putting themselves right next to the shoulder of the road. They must then pull out their genitals and stick their dick out of the window.

Person #3 does not have to be a willing participant. They must only be a bystander on the shoulder of the highway.

If all 3 people are present and doing their jobs, then Person #1 will accelerate above 45 MPH whilst going past Person #3, who will be slammed with Person #2's dick and what would feel like lightspeed.

Note: Person #2's dick must be longer that the side mirrors of the car, or else it becomes a Lightspeed Side-mirror-slam. For this reason, black men are ideal for Person #2, and Asian men are highly discouraged.

I heard that Joe got Lightspeed Dickslammed the other day while walking home from the mall.

Serves him right. Why was he walking from the mall?

Lightspeed Dickslam by VI6VI August 5, 2011

lightseeing

The act of driving around and looking at Christmas lights. Similar to siteseeing but most prevalent in December and at night.

Every year on Christmas Eve the family piles into the car to go lightseeing in the city.

lightseeing by jorieBFF December 17, 2008