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lightening mcqueen 

A name given to one with a fast masturbation arm. Usually such an individual is identifiable by one arm being much bigger than the other.
Jim's been working out on the old pipe lately. He looks like a real Lightening McQueen with that right arm of his.
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Lightning McQueen 

the hottest car youve ever seen
Person 1: "omg that car is very attractive
Person 2: "i know, Lightning McQueen is the hottest car ive seen"
Lightning McQueen by ImMadAgain March 7, 2019

Lightning McQueen Crocs 

The only version of crocs that actually fucking matter, but crocs wont make them in adult sizes, so you go through foot binding to be able to fit them as a 30 year old.
Person 1: Bro why do you have such tiny feet?
Person 2: Its so I can fit my Lightning McQueen crocs

Lightning McQueen 

Lightning McQueen will rape you

lightning mcqueen 

beanos: yo sans

france: IM LIGHTNING MCQUEEN VROOM VROOM KATCHOW
lightning mcqueen by gandhi_sans69 October 17, 2019

Lightning McQueen 

When you have sex with a girl on her back then you attach a car battery to her nipples shocking her and then cum between her eyes. Then you run as fast as a race car to avoid getting your ass kicked.
I gave that MILFa lightning McQueen last night. She won't be able to breastfeed ever again.

Lightning McQueen 

When you are having sex with someone and you take out your penis and put a hot wheels car in place of your dick
I have a hot wheels in my vagina because my boyfriend gave me the Lightning McQueen
Lightning McQueen by I smell pickle February 26, 2021
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