ligard

a combination of a sorcery such as a wizard a lizard and a pezz candy mixed all into one to creating the definition on ligard

can you please calm the ligard behavior we are trying to have a nice sunday

by wieny wieny baby March 15, 2020

lion lemur lizard bukkake gangbang

A specific type of Art of Zoo porn. In which a woman is fucked by a pride of lions who cum on her face, then a conspiracy of lemurs cums on her face, they don't fuck her they just give her a facial, then a lounge of lizards drink the cum off her face.

Human 1: I jacked off to some lion lemur lizard bukkake gangbang porn last night.
Human 2: What the fuck is wrong with you.

by Xochimilco4142 October 28, 2021

lizard people

Shorthand for people in a position of high authority (usually politics) that are so disingenuous, machiavellian, and detached from the plight of common people that it's almost like they belong to another conspiring, self-serving race entirely.

"Once again, we must choose between two candidates chosen by our lizard people overlords."

by JuanDoesNotSimply August 16, 2016

Ho lotta lizard

And obese hooker who works truck lots.

Wonda Wonderpig was a Ho Lotta lizard, who worked off the lots on I-40.

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Lot lizard look

Prostitutes with this look often wear Daisy Dukes, halters, have tattoos and look to truckers sexy, in a dirty way.

Yep, Wonda Wonderpig has the lot lizard look, alright!

by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

We're off to see the Lizard...

This occurs when a meeting with a reptilian, sneaky authority figure, such as a teacher or boss insists on a meeting.

The boss wants to talk to you!

Oh great; We're off to see the Lizard...

by I, Wreckerrr September 6, 2020

Sintrinia Linardo

A scientific term referring ghost sounds.

Datuk: Puteri, I think you've forgot to put Sintrinia Linardo.
Puteri: Sintrinia Linardo? What is that, Datuk?
Datuk: It means ghost sounds.
Puteri: I see, but are there any reasons for putting it?
Datuk: Because what we're making is a horror film, right? How can it be called horror film if there's no ghost sounds?
Puteri: Noted. Thank you, Datuk!

by Sabah Tanah Airku January 14, 2023