Lifepain 

(lahyfpeyn) - noun: A term to quantify the amount of anguish and torment present in your life. Usually expressed on a scale of 1-10, although other scales can be used. Sometimes also referred as a being's lifepain index.

- "How you doing today man?" "My lifepain is high, FML!"

- "Ugh, on a scale of 1-10 my lifepain is an 11 today."

Lifepain by Hatta March 17, 2011

Life Pain 

The emotional and or mental pain one feels from events happening in their life at any given time.

Measured on a daily basis, on a 1-10 scale, 10 being worst. Things that contribute to Life Pain would include girlfriends/wives, kids, job, self-image, substance abuse etc.

So today my wife tells me she's leaving me, my car asploded on the freeway, and I found out my kid is snorting more coke than Scarface. Yeah my life pain is about a 9/10 today. How's yours?

Life Pain by Onyx July 19, 2005

lifepanion 

lifepanion is a term for a long term committed relationship without marriage. Mostly for seniors or other couples that have no designated name for their close permanent relationship

Hi joe, I want to introduce my lifepanion Claudia.

lifepanion by hubiedo June 7, 2018