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lickey chewy

Lickey-chewy is a militarism used by dudes in the sandbox for a gigantic shipment of Gatorade shakes, Met-RX bars, and candy that came in large shipping containers. It was a shipment of sugary goodness and testosterone eliciting protein used to increase morale among forward deployed forces. The shipments were usually directed for special operations teams and related Other Governmental Agency (OGA) personnel and often created a rift between traditional military units and special operations.
Bruh, I hear we're getting a lickey chewy shipment in tonight; let's hit that sh** before the Delta boys get there.

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Joe: Stan, I'm depressed from smelling donkey-sh** and burning jingle trucks all day; it's hot af and my girl is probably banging Jody at this very moment back home.

Stan: Hear ya brother, thankfully we have lickey chewy coming in tonight. I'm going to take a Snickers and Rip It back to my bunk along with a picture of your girl Jody sent me!
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016