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Looking For A New Job. Commonly used in a couple of scenarios:
- When someone is looking for a new job
- To point out that something really stupid or dilbert-ish or crappy happened at work.
They Dilberted me again! My boss promised a customer a feature that doesn't exist, and now I'll have to work nights and weekends to implement it. LFANJ!
lfanj by cheeeeseburger June 22, 2010
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a cool way of saying hooker
guy1: look at that lanja over there workin the street
guy2: i really wanna bonk that lanja's ass
guy1: it'll cost you!!
lanja by neo March 6, 2005
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A Hokkien vulgar term which means "Penis". Usually used by Malaysians, Singaporeans and Bruneians. Lanjiao can also be called kukujiao, kuku, jiaojiao, xiaodidi, didi or lanjiau

Opposite of cibai (vagina)

It is widely used for express ones anger or frustration.

Often accompanies by cibai in a sentence.
"You don't talk lanjiao there ah, I call my gang beat you up ah!"

"Lanjiao lah, you think Beckham is god meh?"

"What lah, you don't have lanjiao ah, go chase her lah!"

"Eh lanjiao-kia, siam tam pok lah, people watching tv wah!"

All the above conversations are in Singlish
lanjiao by fuuyin August 11, 2006

lanjakoduka 

This translates to "Son of a bitch" or "Son of a prostitute" in the South Indian language, Telugu.
Dave, you lanjakoduka
Mark oka lanjakoduka (Mark is a son of a bitch)
lanjakoduka by darsyboy July 6, 2017
Lanji is a ship name for two monkeys names Lani and Benji.

If someone asks you if you support Lanji, you must say yes or else badluck will come to you.

Lanji can also be used as a short form of “hi benji and lani” when they join Voice Chat.
person 1: Hey do you support Lanji
person 2: ofcourse i do! they are so cute!!
Lanji by snaeboxe December 31, 2021

Lanjakodaka 

You lanjakodaka
Lanjakodaka by Skyk January 11, 2018
The word for bitch in Telugu, a South Indian language. It can also be used as prostitue, though the common phrase for that is veshya.
Nee Amma oka lanja! (Your mom is a bitch)
Nee akka oka lanja! (Your sister is a bitch)
lanja by darsyboy July 6, 2017
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