lessron

When you are not smart enough to be a moron, you are a lessron.

The lessron isn't even smart enough to be a moron.

lessron by SteveBillings November 26, 2022

saxophone lessons 

The family friendly way of implying "sexual intercourse."

Woah there my guy, you can't go on saying stuff like saxophone lessons, that's not very appropriate of you.

saxophone lessons by theromanticpiano October 24, 2020

Lesson Token 

A lesson token is a scam or rug pull in the crypto space that’s easily identified if you read the white paper. Often people fall for multiple lesson tokens before realizing how much money they have lost. Not everyone takes the time to do proper research and leaves it up to influencers on Twitter Spaces. This term was coined by @SlimeOnTheBlock on twitter

I’ve fallen for so many lesson tokens i think crypto is all a giant ponzi.

Lesson Token by SlimeOnTheBlock February 11, 2023

Drum Lessons 

When a female asks a male for drum lessons, she is usually implying that she wants to perform sexual acts with that male.

"Hey Tom, Can you teach me how to play the drums?" Tom: "Helll yeeah, ill give you Drum Lessons"

Drum Lessons by LarryLove March 1, 2009

I-Ready lesson 

A 40 minute waste of time. Sometimes theres a short lesson but the teacher counts it as half a lesson like iutgnitugnpgnirengprntirgn. No. Ban hammer them. If schools do make students do this bias crap when I have kids ill homeschool their asses.

Litterly me when i fail an I-Ready lesson.

I-Ready lesson by Randomguywithnothingbettertodo April 30, 2021

Russian history lesson 

An anecdote or fact someone tells to make him/herself look like he/she actually knows something. Comes from Star Trek TOS, in which Ensign Pavel Chekov says that basically everything is a "Russian inwention" and why, leading to Kirk, in one episode whilst Sulu is launching into a complicated anecdote about Siberia, to announce that "if he wanted a Russian history lesson, he would have brought Mr. Chekov along".

Me: Oh, look. Flowers.

You: Oh yes, those are crocuses, the only flower that can grow in snow. I have a friend who genetically engineered crocuses and planted them on the moon-

Me: Please spare me the Russian history lesson.

You: (have just been owned)

Russian history lesson by TribbleSpayClinic June 24, 2009

the anatomy lesson of dr.tulp

one of the famous and fascinating paintings by rembrandt; displaying the social, intellectual and spiritual atmosphere of the 17th century's europe. It’s a painting of a doctor named nicolas tulp who is a wellknown and influential anatomist in amsterdam; demonstrating an autopsy lesson to several students.

"the anatomy lesson of dr.tulp" impresses by the dramatic concentration of the figures on Tulp's demonstration of the dissection of a forearm.

the anatomy lesson of dr.tulp by berryinaspin_ December 20, 2005