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(noun)

Use of pictures or images containing softcore pornographic material strictly featuring women engaging in various forms of lesbian activity or adult activity that with implied lesbianism. Said images are designed for use on Internet message forums after a user has been 'owned' or defeated in a debate. Often also used to intice a certain Uppity Negro among others.

"Dude, Jenkins is all hot for those new Lesbowned! pictures made my Maderic."

lesbowned! by romp-romp March 31, 2005

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lesboner

A word used to describe a woman's sexual arousal for another woman.

The term is derived from the word boner, however it is unlike a boner in that it does not physically exist.

Patricia has a mean lesboner for Giada and wants to have her lesbabies!

lesboner by sileightymania April 5, 2010

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Related Words

lesbowned! • Leeowned • lesboner • Lesbianed • Lesbone • Leboned • Lebrowned • Leowned • lesboney • lessoned

ur grandad lesbonad

Worse that ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny all combined.

Ur grandad lesbonad: can be used as a roast capable of inhialating entire solar systems and galaxies.

For example.

Friend: "ur granny tranny"

Me: "ur grandad lesbonad"

Friend: *implodes into a black hole, swallowing the entire planet along with the entire solar system leaving only me to endlessly screech on victory*

Me: (Is all alone now) REEEEEEEE

ur grandad lesbonad by The_meme_vult42091169 March 15, 2018

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Leboned

(v) - pronounced Leh- Boned

The fan reaction to a screwing of an entire city during a Prime Time NBA free agent announcement.

ex - Miami Heat???? MAN we just got totally LeBoned.

Antonym of a LeBoner

Leboned by pattersbwhatup July 10, 2010

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Lebrowned

being lebrowned involves any way, shape or form of being abused, assaulted, sexually assaulted, or all of the formers. Basically, when you get someone good, you yell, "Lebrowned!!!"

Falck just got Lebrowned by that fat kid, that's gonna hurt!"

Lebrowned by JmartOn February 1, 2007

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lesboner

Used to describe a females feeling of sexual arousal.

"God he/she's hot, i've got a total lesboner"

lesboner by oralrich March 13, 2009

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Lesbianed

It’s when you get wrecked but it turns you into a lesbian.

Yo, you just got lesbianed dude. Gayyyyyyyyy!

Lesbianed by Jamamy July 12, 2020

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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