An innocent bystander roaming the streets at night, usually wearing a leather jacket, subject to drunk rants from a group behind them yelling insults.
by OG stank daddy May 16, 2013
When one consumes too much light beer, squats over, and shits on the back of one approving other. Then proceeds to massage the fecal matter into forming a jacket.
So that dude I was banging gave me a leather jacket last night. I'm more upset he didn't call to get it back.
by Kush Truck July 25, 2019
Sit down in a reclinable armchair and proceed to have sex with your partner. Right before you finish, suddenly recline the armchair backwards while simoultaniously sitting upright, headbutting your partner as hard as you can in order to knock them out. Remove yourself from under them, but keep them laying face down in the armchair. Write the name of your closest bro on their buttcheeks then leave the scene. From that point on, have your bro claim he was the one who did it to your partner.
Girl: Did you leave me to die on that armchair?
Bro: What are you talking about?
Best Bro: Nope, I did that.
Girl: Bob Saget in a leather jacket!
Bro: What are you talking about?
Best Bro: Nope, I did that.
Girl: Bob Saget in a leather jacket!
by Ifknizzle October 26, 2011
an online personality arch type similar to the creepy guy in the leather jacket smoking rolled cigarettes in the park or outside old pubs......... he has no friends and only bitter memories
'some online leather jacket guy started talking to me but mid sentence trailed off and started to cry'
or
'why does this guy sound like he's wearing a leather jacket and being sad outside a pub?'
or
'why does this guy sound like he's wearing a leather jacket and being sad outside a pub?'
by C. clarke July 16, 2014
The one hit-man that u DO NOT wanna mess with, he's hired by whoever pays more to take out his target and he's no hero he's a mercenary in it only for the almighty dollar, always wears a totally bitchin' leather jacket always black leather because tan and red are for pussies, he's the last person u ever wanna see because that means he's here to take you out, cross this man and he will throw you out of a window seriously, he's a very skilled boxer and martial artist, always carries a Bowie knife in one of the many pockets of his amazing leather jacket, and his gun of choice is a glock.
#LeatherJacketPat
#LeatherCladMercenary
#LeatherJacketPat
#LeatherCladMercenary
Frank: "dude I've been dodging this loan shark for weeks , I keep seeing a car by my house what am I gonna do"?
Steve:"Holy shit man it's Leather Jacket Pat you're fucked dude "
Frank: "RUN"!
Steve:"Holy shit man it's Leather Jacket Pat you're fucked dude "
Frank: "RUN"!
by Patcorbett92 November 22, 2017
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