lazyp

A peon that has completed all his work and decides to take a break and hope nobody notices.

lazyp is also a man who is in love the olsen twins and hilary duff. he's "counting down" to 18.

"is she 18 yet or what? i will check my countdown ticker to find out."

by s_N_double_O_P April 24, 2005

lazy grandpa

Getting a blowjob while riding on a mobility scooter.

My girlfriend gave me Lazy Grandpa while we were riding around on a scooter at Walmart.

by Dwejj July 11, 2018

lazy savant

One who is a genius, but also spends most of their time in bed.

Smarter than everybody else they've ever met, but also lazier than all of them too.

Such is the burden of being a lazy savant.

"That lazy savant guy on twitter just bested me in a battle of wits, as is his habit."

"I wish I was half as brilliant as that lazy savant guy."

by Jaythenerdkid September 22, 2013

lazy wannabe

noun; a person, usually an artist or musician, who would like to gain recognition for their work but would rather play San Andreas and listen to hipster rock.

Caleb: "How did your art show in New York go?"

Andy: "Yeah, it was ok but it's starting to feel like a job, you know"

Caleb: "We're such lazy wannabes"

by sooner_gooner July 11, 2009

Lazybonesitis

A dissease that makes you lazy

"Hey, can you return that shopping cart please to where it belongs?"

"No, Sorry, I have severe Lazybonesitis"

by MetroNNNN February 20, 2022

lazycapped

Someone who is usually, however not always morbidly obese but has no recognizable disability, yet insists on driving around town on a motorized scooter designed for real handicapped people.

Stevie: "Wow how sad is that guy on his scooter, all gimped up".
Angus: "Hell no, he ain't handicapped, he's just lazycapped...look at him get up and walk into the burger joint".

by Canuck Pitbull February 18, 2009

lazy cunt

a cunt that just fkn doesnt do shit

oi john chuck us a cone

john: nah cant be fkd cunt

u fkn LAZY CUNT

by MADLAD_ May 28, 2019