lazy far

When something isn't too far away, but far enough to not bother getting when you're being lazy.

person 1) why didn't you just get your towel like everyone else you look like a complete twat

person 2) because the changing rooms were lazy far!

lazy far by ShyShatPMSL October 9, 2011

lazy farmer 

The sexual act of being in the missonary position but with the man so exhausted that he is completely limp, save for his penis and the few muscles required for half hearted humping. He also grunts pathetically near the woman's ear.

Zeke was so exhausted from the day's triathlon that all he had left for his wife that night was the lazy farmer.

lazy farmer by Scott Saxe February 2, 2005