A sexual position in which the male lies motionless on top of a female until he ejaculates. This position requires much practice for lazy bears almost always go into hibernation.
Joey- "Bro I totally pulled a lazy bear on my economics teacher last night."
Bryce- "NO WAY! Last time I was with her I totally went into hibernation"
Robbert- "That's because you're not as skilled and as well-endowed as Joey"
Bryce- "NO WAY! Last time I was with her I totally went into hibernation"
Robbert- "That's because you're not as skilled and as well-endowed as Joey"
by Bernie69 September 30, 2010
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A beard grown not for an aesthetic purpose but merely because the person wearing it has not gotten around to shaving.
A: Growing a beard for winter?
B: Nah, it's just a lazy beard...I'll shave it once I figure out where I put my razor.
B: Nah, it's just a lazy beard...I'll shave it once I figure out where I put my razor.
by Conrad H. April 15, 2009
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