lawyer dog 

When a person is arrested and does not want to be questioned without legal representation, requesting a lawyer dog, or a "lawyer dawg" should stop the questioning until you get your legal representation...unless you are in Louisiana. They dont care about stuff like constitutional rights

The Louisiana Supreme Court has refused to hear an appeal from a suspect who says police should have stopped questioning him after he said, “… so why don’t you just give me a lawyer dog.”

lawyer dog by Lawyerdawg November 4, 2017

lawyer dogged 

when the law twists a suspects words in order to deny criminal rights; refers to a court decision made in New Orleans after a suspect asked for a "lawyer, dawg" the motion to give the man a lawyer was denied due to ambiguous wording as it was argued he could've been asking for a dog that was a lawyer

Be clear and concise when invoking your rights as a suspect to police, otherwise you could get lawyer dogged

lawyer dogged by hedonism-bot June 5, 2023

lawyerdog 

An image of a dog in a lawyer's office, wearing a suit and a pair glasses. Because if its randomness, the only proper way to respond to a picture of lawyerdog is "wut".

A: {posts picture of lawyerdog}
B: wut
C: wut
D: wut
etc...

lawyerdog by qwertyblab May 28, 2008