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Bob Larsen 

Bob larsen is the best person in the universe. He is greater than Bob larsun and has no mercy.
Bob larsen decended from the universe and smited bob larsun with his smack
Bob Larsen by Vladimoska94 March 6, 2013

Ethan larsen 

some blond kid with one wing in his hair likes men smokes weed and follows men around.
that ethan Larsen I tell ya likes men

greg larsen

Greg larsen is the name of a really chessy guy that goes after freshman girls at the local Hall High School in Spring Valley, Illinois. He also tries way too hard to be funny.
Did you see that Greg Larsen is going after that freshman?\
Not surprised at all.
greg larsen by flippin hipps February 16, 2018

Pia Larsen

Pia Larsen is also known as Rasmus's mother. She is a very nice woman, that helps out all of Rasmus's friends with their sexual desires
Henrik slept with Pia Larsen yesttoday
Pia Larsen by Store Klaus November 8, 2022

grant larsen 

a sexy man beast high school student that gets every lady in sight
youd be cooler if you were Grant Larsen
grant larsen by ravi guadwani April 13, 2005

Bjorn Larsen 

A DJ so hard core if Chuck Norris was a DJ he would put him to shame. If you wander around the streets of Sweden, Houston, or Berlin in the wee hours of the morn and you hear a deep base thumping from some warehouse, that will be Bjorn Larsen.
Raver dude 1: "Hey bro. It's 4 am and Paul Van Dyk finished his set because he was too tired. But I still want to jam and dance."

Raver dude 2: "I know this Bjorn Larsen guy. Let's go."
Bjorn Larsen by euroboki November 13, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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