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Spring Laker 

A cocktail created in the Beautiful Jersey Shore Town of Spring Lake. It is 1 part Vodka, 2 parts Red Bull, and a splash of Pineapple Juice.

The delicious drink has become synonymous with good times and overall sweetness. The drink is indigenous to the summer although is known to be enjoyed throughout the entire year.
Our bartender has been making some smooth Spring Lakers tonight.
Spring Laker by The gooser June 10, 2010
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Lanier Middle School 

-The deepest pit of hell
-Filled with assholes and gangster wannabies, with a few sluts sprinkeled in for good measure
-The teachers are either awesome or they suck
-If you can't pretend you're rich, you will be shunned by people who can
-some douche spread poop on the walls in the boys bathroom spring 2011 and now the administration thinks all boys are troublemakers
-YOU WILL HAVE AT LEAST ONE SEXIST TEACHER!!
-A grouping for all the posers in northern VA, with some poor sorry bastards thrown in against their will
Mom: "Hey, honey how was school?"
Student: "Same old, same old."
Mom: "OH NO! It was THAT BAD?"
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Lanier Middle School
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An Asian Chungus that sneezes like fucking Hiroshima
Person 1: What was that loud bang?
Person 2: don’t worry it was lakeer
lakeer by Bobrandy69 June 14, 2021

Jack Lakershea 

If you ever see a jack lakershea, run!,These vile creatures normally prey on children at least half their age and are know to scratch.They over weight thier prey and will and i repeat will touch the children A LOt. Don’t name you child jacks and most certainly don’t name thier last name lakershea or else they will grow up to Catfish children on roblox.
“Please no jack lakershea i’m only 8, i want to lose my virginity when i’m married PLEAAASEE”!
Jack Lakershea by Butthole=Jack November 9, 2021
Sexy as hell short funny smart tough warm heart ridge loves to dance sing rap she dose it all
Lakeras she is define
lakera by Brittney Riggs September 5, 2016
A beautiful girl. If u meet Lakira she would be the best friend you ever had. She be very important in your life and will stay with u forever and ever. When/if you meet Lakira you will know u guys will be best friends. STAY FRIENDS WITH LAKIRA.
Lakira I can't describe her she is just straight up perfect!!!!!!!!!
Lakira by Bestdefinition June 8, 2015