Lake LA

Stands for Lake Los Angeles... It used to be a lake now its just a little white town with more rapist than a water park. The Schools suck. The People suck. EVERYTHING SUCKS. Oh and alot of whores out here.

Friend: Lake LA? Never Heard of it? I bet you go swimming all the time.

Me: nope... There is no lake

Lake LA by The black man and LLA January 2, 2012

Lake Latonka 

A puny 2 mile long community in Mercer Pennsylvania based around a pond of stagnant water that for some reason, the inhabitants believe is okay to swim in, considering that the water grows a thick layer of stinking bacteria filled scum every year that slowly makes its way to the swimming area. The Lake is home to many old people, mostly retired, a few democrats and an absolute ASSLOAD of republicans. Most people are zombies, highly unfriendly, and white. The Lake has two big water towers which are the only eye-catching thing there and has Native American tribe names for street addresses. How cute.

Robert: I got a waterborne disease while swimming...

John: Did you swim at Lake Latonka?

Robert: Yeah, why?

John: Congratulations, you're going to die.

Lake Latonka by Neenja! October 4, 2009

lake lackmeyer 

An urban lake in a park like setting in U.S. Southern Plains that is inaccessible to the public and is primarily known for drawing insects to downtown Oklahoma City.

I can see Lake Lackmeyer from just about any south or west facing window in Devon Tower.

lake lackmeyer by Mac Daddy Kevin April 22, 2016

Lake lagging

A person who lags on someone for going drifting up lake mountain

Starnzeeeee: your such a lake lagger luke

Luke: wtf lake lagging

Lake lagging by DEEKAYYY May 4, 2018

Salt Lake City Layover 

A sexual act, preferably unique to Utah (see "soaking") that occurs in a brief moment while passing through Salt Lake City.

Captain Beerhound, a airline pilot, had a brief, unsatisfying hook-up with a flight attendant in the Delta Sky Club during a Salt Lake City Layover. He later learned that what he had experienced was"soaking," a custom quite popular among some religious folk in Ski City, USA.

Salt Lake City Layover by The Grimm Reaper December 20, 2020

Beach Lake/Welcome Lake, PA

A town where Busch Beer comes out of your tap, Cummins is the best diesel pick up, dirt bikes ride the roads and Honesdale is the source of entertianment.

Beach Lake/Welcome Lake, PA is the best place to live.

Beach Lake/Welcome Lake, PA by johnsmith101010 January 2, 2011

Lake Zurich High School 

Lake Zurich High School is a huge school of over 2,000 students that is located in NW Illinois. It won some bullshit football and cheerleader competitions and has a bunch of clubs that only the nerds know about. However it recently became famous for two huge scandals. The first was in the fall of 2016 where football players were charged with hazing and making younger player perform sexual acts and do really sick shit. Several lawsuits by the parents were filled against the school. The second was in March, 2017, when a huge sexting scandal of hundreds of HS girls that included over 700 very nasty and slutty nude and porn photos where found when some dumb kid created a Google Doc online that included the school's address. All the naughty girls were talked to and warned not to be such attention seeking hoes and sluts or at least be quieter about being such naughty hoes. No charges were filled and some parents even complained that their poor naughty hoe daughters were being harassed.

Lake Zurich High School sucks but sure has a whole lot of serious hoes and weird sexual shit going on there.

Lake Zurich High School by oceancats March 21, 2017