lady pipe 

A auspicious object which gives the individual bountiful pleasures beyond their wildest dreams, usually located on a secret menu at high-end gatherings.

"Wow look at these pretentious people, do they not know that jam and scones isn't the only thing on the menu. Waiter! Be a good lad and fetch me a lady pipe, pronto!"

lady pipe by AshGash February 21, 2017

Pipe Lady 

Noun: bawd (archaic) brass (slang) call girl, Turner to the core, Annette-on-roids, just like Damian, cocotte, courtesan, female Tin Man, fallen woman, fille de joie, harlot, hooker (U.S. slang) hustler (U.S. & Canad. slang) loose woman, moll (slang) pro (slang) scrubber (Brit. & Austral. slang) streetwalker, strumpet, tart (informal) trollop, white slave, whore, working girl (facetious slang)

Verb: cheapen, debase, degrade, demean, devalue, misapply, pervert, profane

(Adj-N) :

A person, who is characterised by being a fiendish sneak, malevolent to the bone, fully willing to forego all others for the delights brought to her by her dark master, Doctor Murdah. Such person will stop at nothing to get her soul quenched by the taste of crystallised amphetamines on her dry, misery expunging lips. Not house, nor home, nor family or children matter when the pipe lady is hungry.

Noun: to offer (a person, esp. oneself, or a person's talent) for unworthy purposes in exchange for some of what Daddy Doctor Murdah has been cooking.

1. Damn, Grundy! You are such a Pipe Lady these days. Have some sleep because you are going crazy again.

2. Hey shitty, does the Pipe Lady want a Pipe?
3. Hey look everyone! The Pipe Lady next door is screaming and hitting her kids again.

4. If you don’t sort yourself out, you’ll be dead in a couple of years. You don’t want to become a pipe lady like Kelley.

Pipe Lady by Boomboomman2608 September 21, 2021