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The krabby patty formula is a formula for the sacred krabby patty, crafted in the Krusty Krab by Spongebob himself. For years on end their business rivals The Chum Bucket have been trying to obtain this formula and bring the Krusty Krab down, but so far they have failed miserably.
Plankton: I'll get that krabby patty formula one day, crabs!
Mr. Krabs: Fuck off plankton you tiny little wanker. Just you wait until your asleep I'm gonna get me daughter Pearl to shove chum down your fucking throat while I pin you down and rape your tight little ass you cunty little bastard.
Mr. Krabs: Fuck off plankton you tiny little wanker. Just you wait until your asleep I'm gonna get me daughter Pearl to shove chum down your fucking throat while I pin you down and rape your tight little ass you cunty little bastard.
by Coleby spaghetti July 03, 2016
From SpongeBob SquarePants the Krabby Patty Formula is Cocaine which is why all of fish of Bikini Bottom are hooked on Krabby Patties
by Nobodycaresaboutmyname1543 August 03, 2019
Plankton: I've come for the Krabby Patty Secret formula!
Spongebob: Not after I crush your mortal shell and consume your soul.
Plankton: shit
Spongebob: Not after I crush your mortal shell and consume your soul.
Plankton: shit
by HalfOfaDoorframe October 08, 2020