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Kid who was raised on the kp, or was raised with the kp ideals at heart. These kids are generally good hearted lads, yet tend to get themselves into trouble. There is nothing a kp kid enjoys more than a nice keystone light and marlboro 27. The amount of alcohol these kid's can consume is equal to that of 4 average people of equal size and wait. Usually drunk on the daily, a kp kid has a unique set of skills that most are without. They are the best drunk drivers, and drive mostly hondas. Kp kids have a vast knowledge of the wilderness and a good taste in music. If seen outside it is usually with a cigarette in hand. If every kid was a kp kid, the world would be at peace.
Caseys buying another pack with only nickels and pennies? Hes a true kp kid.

Jake blew a .25 when he got arrested yesterday? Wasn't he just in jail like a week ago? Thats a kp kid if Ive ever seen one.
kp kid by kpkid December 14, 2010
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016