koozabear 

One of those big,fat,hairy, homosexual guys you see at the beach with a huge hairy gut hanging out of his unbuttoned hawaiian shirt, with a pair of shorts cut from jeans, which rise high above the knee; and they are almost always wearing flip flops.

Hey, that koozabear is building a sand castle.

koozabear by Derringer November 20, 2006

Koalabearing 

This process occurs when two people are spooning, with one member of the party completely hating the experience. Typically the little spoon, this victim of misplaced affection commonly wakes up on the very edge of the bed trying to get free, only to encounter a body mass clutching them ferociously, like a rabid Koala.

Also see Xanax, Spooning, and Koalas

"I really hate to spoon after sex, but when I woke up he was koalabearing the shit out of me. I'm never taking Xanax again."

Koalabearing by JennyPanda December 7, 2006