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knocking on heavens door 

When you are masturbating and you accidentally hit your testicles with your fist.
Guy 1:"Have you ever knocked on heavens door?"
Guy 2: "Dude, i accidentally went knocking on heavens door last night and i was in pain for hours".

knockin' on heaven's door 

(v). When, whilst having sexual intercourse with a women or performing the act of cunnilingus, one manually inserts one or multiple fingers into the anus, some going so far as to probe deep within the rectum, to engage in “anal play” in hopes of discovering whether the female currently being explored would be interested in later engaging in anal intercourse.
Jim, "I saw that fly honey your took home last night. What a booty! You throw your salami into the dark depths of her chocolate factory?"

Mosephus, "Shit, white-nigger, she never gave me the chance. I threw two fingers up there but it turns out that I was just knockin' on heaven's door."

Knocking on heaven's door 

When your dick is so big that the head repeatedly bounces off the cervix during intercourse.
"Yo Leish, remember Tyrone that boi i I had ova last nite!?!

"U kno it girl, wha he do?"

"Gurl his dick so big he be knocking on heaven's door all night kno whA am sayin?"

"Shit guerrrlll"

Knocking on Heaven's Door 

When a turn is at the pearly gates of your butthole.
"Dude I gotta shit so bad, it's knocking on heaven's door!"
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026