knock monkey 

1. (auto) A spark plug that has a mis-timed ignition.
2. (auto) The man at the garage who replaces spark plugs.
3. (biol) An unidentified pesky crawler.
4. A total idiot.

1. Mis-timed ignition...sounds like you got a knock monkey.
2. I went to see the knock monkey to get my spark plug fixed.
3. Better shake those knock monkeys outta your sleeping bag before you crawl in.
4. That guy is so stupid; what a knock monkey.

knock monkey by Kelsey Hahn October 26, 2006

Knock the monkey unconcious 

The ultimate form of masturbation, the penis rarely survives this

Boldi, why are you leaving, are you going to sleep?

No man, I'm gonna knock the monkey unconcious.

Knock the monkey unconcious by slimunator January 29, 2025