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knightmare01 

He was a great east coast counter-strike 1.6 player. Made most of the players in the complexity skill movies look like shit. He was in CALi with missedme, CALm with countless teams but the bigger ones were limitless, powersofpain, and swi. He was frequently disputed for aimbotting and wallhacking, because his level of precision and speed was unbelievable.
knightmare01; a god among lesser gods of the game.
knightmare01 by knightmare01 April 28, 2009
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Clan Knightmare 

One of the oldest, surviving, Quake-based clans. Formed mid-1996 with the release of Quake. Also played Quakeworld, Quake 3: Arena, Counter-Strike, and Quake 4.
Recently the group has focused on MMOs such as Shadowbane and World of Warcraft. The roots of Knightmare can be traced back to the pre-Quake days, as the founders played many 2 versus 2 Doom games over their college LAN, and teamed against others in 2 vs. 2 competition.

To this day, 3 of the 5 original founders still actively play with the clan.

The first clan to apply for legal trademarking of its name in the United States.
KM Eternal
Clan Knightmare est. 1996
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Clan Knightmare by Sir_Thanatos December 6, 2006

Blueberry Knightmare

The strongest fucking weed on the face of the planet, its famously strong. Just by inhaling second hand smoke it will knock you out.
The strain was invented by a botanist from Harvard named Gustavo Esparza in the late 80's, he died on march 26, 1995. The evil strain of weed lives on, although there are many imitators out there who just steal the name. You will know when you get the real Blueberry Knightmare
RAUL:Yo! yesterday the party was poppen at 2 a.m. the Dj was Cuttin up Tracks, The Music was Bumpin, people were dancing and grinding on each other, but then this gangster fool named "Casual" walked in smoking on a fat spliff of the infamous BLUEBERRY KNIGHTMARE...
the second hand smoke put everyone to sleep, everybody was on cloud 9

Cuban Pete: wasnt "Casual" the only one smoking it??? i dont know how he could even handle it!!!

Raul: I bet he has a higher tolerance to weed then snoop dogg

Cuban Pete: "Casual" is my hero and role model

Raul: hahaha everyone else in the party got knocked out just by the after smoke

Cuban Pete: God bless Gustavo Esparza the inventor!!!

Knightmare 

A bad dream that The Dark Rises won't live up to expectations.
"I just dreamed Channing Tatum replaced Christian Bale in The Dark Knight Rises... it was a Knightmare!
Knightmare by Denwy March 27, 2011

Knightmare 

Large robots that are piloted by humans in the anime series Code Geass, that have replaced the army tank, and all of which look like the Transformers.
While they may look cool at first, knightmares are not as awsome as a transformer.
Knightmare by Lloyd Asplund June 29, 2009

Knightmare 

A cult 80s TV show featuring Chromakey blue screen, a 'Dungeoneer' is guided around the dungeon by 3 'advisors'. Ran on Citv (Childrens ITV) from 1987-1994. The rights to the series are owned by satellite channel 'Challenge' who regularly reshow all 8 series.
Did you see Series 3 of Knightmare in 1989?
Knightmare by Ringmasterrob September 14, 2004

Knightmare 

When you have a dream that you cut your own hair but it goes terribly wrong and you turn into one of your friends
Person 1:" I took a nap and had the wildest dream. I cut my hair and turned into my best friend!"
Person 2:"oh no, you had a knightmare!"
Knightmare by Possibly? March 27, 2020
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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