kneuken in de keuken 

shagging in the kitchen

someone had this term quoted on a webpage profile. I was curious as to what it meant. I searched it through the net. Found a blog page with it quoted:

although, "kneuken in de keuken" does mean "shagging in the kitchen"..

found it humorous. I guess I must have been high. lol.

i remembered doing my ex in the kitchecn... it was alright..

but i searched for a little bit, and don't thinks it anything. just stumbled on someones personal quote like a "tabernac" but maybe not so harsh of a word...or dog fucking..or whipping something up in the kitchen. The kitchen is definitely an interesting place.. :)

kneuken in de keuken by R.A.H 6-6-81 December 17, 2009

neuken in de keuken

literally means "to have sex in the kitchen" in dutch. But Dutch people always tell tourists that it means "hello" in dutch. It is a very commonly used expression, Dutch people being great fans of kitchen sex. Probably the second national sport after cycling.

Tourist entering a restaurant in the Netherlands:
"neuken in de keuken, could we have a table for two please"

neuken in de keuken by Yogalates April 8, 2005

wil je neuken in de keuken 

hallo

tourist in a restaurant: wil je neuken in de keuken, mag ik wat melk?
ober: ja lekker aaaaaghhhhhhh

wil je neuken in de keuken by thegerbmeister December 6, 2022