kitty dick
kitty dick by Richard the dude January 20, 2017
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My Dick Long Call It Doggy And Kitty And Litter
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Kitt Dick
A guy that has a tiny penis and admits it believing that in some way it will get him ass because girls will feel bad for him.
Kitt Dick by blowmebigfish June 6, 2010
kittylicker
A woman that would rather have oral sex with another woman than have anything to do with a man, i.e. a dyke, a lesbian
Guy #1: "That chick over there is hot, I'm gonna ask her out"
Guy #2: "She's so not into you dude, she's a kittylicker
Guy #2: "She's so not into you dude, she's a kittylicker
kittylicker by Johnny Gotohell February 9, 2004
KittyLicker
Abbreviated as KTYLQR or KTYLKR. This is an underhanded way pedophiles, that are attracted to prepubescent girls, identify themselves to each other.
KittyLicker by Juke 2 September 30, 2020
Kittyfickle
You are focused on your phone or computer. Your cat is trying every trick in the Cat Book to get your attention off of what you are doing and on them. You give up, put down your device and get ready for some kitty lovins. Oh no, your cat is suddenly done with you. Your cat leaves the area, or just walks far enough away so that you can see they are done with you.
My cat would not stop trying to climb on me and sit in between me and the computer. I felt bad, so I put the computer away and he went all kittyfickle on me.
Kittyfickle by Hallow Weener January 11, 2023
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.