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My Dick Long Call It Doggy And Kitty And Litter

My Dick Long Call It Doggy And Kitty And Litter
My Dick Long Call It Doggy And Kitty And Litter
A guy that has a tiny penis and admits it believing that in some way it will get him ass because girls will feel bad for him.
Aww! That poor little guy! He has a Kitt Dick!
Kitt Dick by blowmebigfish June 6, 2010

kittylicker 

A woman that would rather have oral sex with another woman than have anything to do with a man, i.e. a dyke, a lesbian
Guy #1: "That chick over there is hot, I'm gonna ask her out"

Guy #2: "She's so not into you dude, she's a kittylicker
kittylicker by Johnny Gotohell February 9, 2004

KittyLicker 

Abbreviated as KTYLQR or KTYLKR. This is an underhanded way pedophiles, that are attracted to prepubescent girls, identify themselves to each other.
Looks like there's another grown man who likes to rape little girls. My kittylicker bro.
KittyLicker by Juke 2 September 30, 2020

Kittyfickle

You are focused on your phone or computer. Your cat is trying every trick in the Cat Book to get your attention off of what you are doing and on them. You give up, put down your device and get ready for some kitty lovins. Oh no, your cat is suddenly done with you. Your cat leaves the area, or just walks far enough away so that you can see they are done with you.
My cat would not stop trying to climb on me and sit in between me and the computer. I felt bad, so I put the computer away and he went all kittyfickle on me.
Kittyfickle by Hallow Weener January 11, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026