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My Dick Long Call It Doggy And Kitty And Litter

My Dick Long Call It Doggy And Kitty And Litter
My Dick Long Call It Doggy And Kitty And Litter
A guy that has a tiny penis and admits it believing that in some way it will get him ass because girls will feel bad for him.
Aww! That poor little guy! He has a Kitt Dick!
Kitt Dick by blowmebigfish June 6, 2010

kittylicker 

A woman that would rather have oral sex with another woman than have anything to do with a man, i.e. a dyke, a lesbian
Guy #1: "That chick over there is hot, I'm gonna ask her out"

Guy #2: "She's so not into you dude, she's a kittylicker
kittylicker by Johnny Gotohell February 9, 2004

KittyLicker 

Abbreviated as KTYLQR or KTYLKR. This is an underhanded way pedophiles, that are attracted to prepubescent girls, identify themselves to each other.
Looks like there's another grown man who likes to rape little girls. My kittylicker bro.
KittyLicker by Juke 2 September 30, 2020

Kittyfickle

You are focused on your phone or computer. Your cat is trying every trick in the Cat Book to get your attention off of what you are doing and on them. You give up, put down your device and get ready for some kitty lovins. Oh no, your cat is suddenly done with you. Your cat leaves the area, or just walks far enough away so that you can see they are done with you.
My cat would not stop trying to climb on me and sit in between me and the computer. I felt bad, so I put the computer away and he went all kittyfickle on me.
Kittyfickle by Hallow Weener January 11, 2023
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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