kitchen kid 

in basic terms: a grub. dirty kid who starts fights at parties for no reason. usually hangs out in the kitchen at a party, segregated from the rest of the group. main objectives are to fuck the gross girls and drink all the beer in the fridge for free, then leave.

Mark: "do you want me to invite jesse?"
Dan: "fuck no, he's a kitchen kid. if he comes, then all his grubby kitchen kid friends will want to come."
Mark: "church to that!....'UNFRIEND'"

kitchen kid by lintybusiness December 28, 2011

Put it in the kitchenaid 

When things just aren’t going your way and you have no more options left, don’t worry! The Kitchenaid can solve all of your problems!

Your mom grounded you and took your phone?
Put her in the kitchenaid

You dropped your phone in the toilet?
Put it in the kitchenaid

Your boss won’t give you a raise?
Put em in the kitchenaid

Your grades are terrible???
Put them in the kitchenaid

Put it in the kitchenaid by Putitinthekitchenaid April 10, 2019

KitchenAid your Ass 

Rototilling a virgin ass

Girl, I want to be the first to KitchenAid your Ass!

KitchenAid your Ass by CirrusPilot January 25, 2019

kitchenside

Taking an unauthorised absence from work on the basis of an imaginary ailment or grossly exaggerated minor impediment.

I have know leave left, I will have to take a Kitchenside / are you badly injured or is it just a Kitchenside?

kitchenside by anonymous October 19, 2020

Kitchenaid Superba 25.1cuft Refrigerator 

A old ass fridge that sum stroke wants to sell you used at retail price...all the while thinking they are clever.

This Sumbitch is seriously trying to sell me a Kitchenaid Superba 25.1cuft Refrigerator....like a muthafucka don't know!!!!

Kitchenaid Superba 25.1cuft Refrigerator by bob berner September 17, 2003