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kinkfish 

Someone who pretends to practice/enjoy
either one or multiple kinks. Usually
portrayed through social media or dating
apps.

Similar to catfish but kinkfish applies just to kink(s)
I was shocked that after all this BDSM
dom/sub bullshit on their dating profile, they
only liked missionary, oral and were scared
with I got out the ropes. They’re vanilla af and a total kinkfish.
kinkfish by Fcukboi May 13, 2022
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New Jersey Kingfish 

A used condom found floating in the toilet.
I found a New Jersey Kingfish floating in the toilet at my girlfriends house.
New Jersey Kingfish by Whoopdedo January 8, 2007

KingFish 

Jamaican Word For A Police Officer..KingFish Are Some Ruthless Police Officer That Doesnt Care Bout Rules They'll Do Anything Beat U, Shoot U, Anything.
"Yo My Yute KingFish Dem Correll Di Place, Dash Weh Yuh Strap"
Translation: Yo Da Police Surround the place, Through away your gun"
KingFish by L@NDO @LL OUT June 27, 2009

kingfish37 

That kingfish37 over there is harmless
kingfish37 by HandsOffMyDick July 27, 2018

Kingfisher 

"Not the same as swallow". (JaneAnne's dictionary of onomatopoeic sexual terms - CGA press 2004).

A term used by Glaswegians to indicate that someone performing fellatio did not want to finish off by swallowing his or her partner's semen.
Haw Maw, did ye hear we Jimmy greetin' how Senga would only gie'im a kingfisher? Ungrateful bam.
Kingfisher by The Crimson Fish November 30, 2004

Kingfishers 

Kingfishers are the best class
Yes i am in the kingfishers class
Kingfishers by Dhdud October 22, 2020

Kingfisher 

A person adept at anal fisting to pull out a lost anal bead
That dude is a Kingfisher.
Kingfisher by naaaas December 17, 2020
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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