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The dopest of the dope. Opposite of a one trick pony. This is the one you want to hang onto. Funny as absolute FRICK. As loyal as your pup. RBF for days. The one with good intentions. The weird type of baddie. Kesaiah is the smartest in a room one minute then doesn’t know what’s happening the next. Kesaiah will see through your bullshit and address it in private to avoid publicly shaming you, unless absolutely called for. Kesaiah doesn’t have to steal the Declaration of Independence, she is our national treasure.
“Kesaiah is irreplaceable” “It would be so like Kesaiah to create the definition of her own name on urban dictionary because no one else did” “that girls a little Kesaiah, but she’s got the spirit”
kesaiah by Kshweezy9 January 6, 2021
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kessiah is a very calm and seggsy girl. any body, girl or boy. god has blessed her soul and would be delighted to see her in the afterlife.
kessiah is a calm baddie 😛
kessiah by taka-sama January 19, 2021
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A very artsy person.
Short hair is preferable, and glasses are a sexy asset.
Defining a person who can write hella good.
Also, a person with a perverted mind, but beautifully so.

Beautiful AND smart.
That girl is such a KESIAH. She's beautiful AND she can write!
I want me some of that Kesiah.
Kesiah by Ninny Brickler May 20, 2008
This is the girl that every man dreams of simple as that beutiful in all senses kind hearted easily lovable and she will listen to anything you say and if you love her she'll love you back keep this one especially if she fits your life style
Holy crap that kelaiah is awesome
Kelaiah by I love knives34 March 25, 2019
Kelaiah is your typical drug-dealer who will rip you off any chance she gets.
person 1: I just bought 3 gs for 60 dollar
person 2: damn, bro your dealer's a Kelaiah
person 1: aw man, i got ripped off
Kelaiah by LazyCoconutCucumber December 18, 2017
someone who is a perfect girlfriend; especially for someone named Dylan
wow kesaia and dylan are couple goals!
kesaia by emzill February 13, 2017
Kelaiah is a sexy blonde girl, otherwise known as heavens nectar. She's usually tall, bold, and looks like a model. Kelaiah is a girl that every guy dreams of meeting.
Kelaiah
kelaiah by Zyzniewski December 18, 2016
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