kegnap 

to take a keg to an undisclosed location against the will of its owner, usually in order to extract a ransom or enjoy some free stolen beer.

The kids throwing the party were being total douchers so we decided to kegnap their untapped barrel of goodness.

kegnap by john n0ob September 5, 2010

kegnant 

When a girl looks like she's pregnant but it's really just a beer gut.

"Man, I just noticed that Shannon has filled out quite a bit this year, I bet she got knocked up."

"Nah dude, she drinks quite a bit, she's probably just kegnant."

kegnant by St. Joe's 204 February 12, 2008

Keg Nap 

When You lay down, put a keg on your chest or beside you, put the hose in your mouth, and drink until you take a "nap".

I had a hangover after my keg nap.

Keg Nap by Dane Izzington January 11, 2008

the Kernapeck 

A man that combines the attributes of two (dos in Spanish) separate men. Compared to the average man, he can do twice as much work, pull twice as many birds, drill twice as many pints, and chat with double the significance. One of a kind. Good on the left and right hand side of any pitch, bar, or club. Unique.

Bloke 1: That man is a monster. He can do so much.
Bloke 2: Must be the Kernapeck.
Bloke 1: Yeh, must be.
Both Bloke 1 and 2: the Kernapeck. mmmmmmmm.

the Kernapeck by FifthEarloftheSandwich November 21, 2016

KegRape 

While at a keg party. The process of luring someone close to the keg then grabbing and hoising them over the keg forcing them to unwilling do a keg stand. This process requireds three people one to be the bait and two for the muscle.

We kegraped five people at that party last night!

KegRape by justapirate November 23, 2010

Kegnant 

When your beeriod is late, your said to be kegnant

Guy 1: Man, I've missed my beeriod
Guy 2: Shit man, your kegnant

Kegnant by firefox306 June 9, 2011

kegnæs

rendestenen til kartoffelmarken, Tyskland

kegnæs er dumt

kegnæs by Dancing_coconut September 9, 2020