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male platypus, likes cake, usually lives in caves, hunts in packs, eats grapes, cannot swim, has long tail, and only attacks stupid males. If seen and you are a male you should run. If you get to a hill, you can stop running because it is not very fast. But you should remember it hunts in packs. Also it has fur.

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kasfoozles by kasfoozle October 24, 2011

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Kazoozles

Generally shitty/low quality marijuana. Usually comes in the form of a smuggled brick from Mexico.

I'm turnt off them kazoozles!

Kazoozles by shanethatlilshit February 27, 2015

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Kasnoozle

To sleep, pronounced cer-snooz-all ( I think) sometimes mis-pronounced cer-snozz-all which I'm sure you will agree with me sounds silly. It has been known for kasnoozle to be delayed by pesky dads planting plastic insects in your bed to scare you. This is best countered by shaking your fist at them and growling "Oh Yeah!"

Kasnoozle is best enjoyed while wearing jim jams apparently , this claim is yet to be proven, I believe it is highly doubtful.

First entered into mainstream usage on the 11th of December 2006
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Also a pungent smell.

Some cool person - "better go kasnoozle"

Slightly less cool person - "are you just making this up?"

Some cool person - "yeh i made that one up"

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Fred - "Crikey, that pandas feet are giving off a right Kasnoozle!"

Kasnoozle by Vanessa W December 13, 2006

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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