kasfoozles

male platypus, likes cake, usually lives in caves, hunts in packs, eats grapes, cannot swim, has long tail, and only attacks stupid males. If seen and you are a male you should run. If you get to a hill, you can stop running because it is not very fast. But you should remember it hunts in packs. Also it has fur.

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by kasfoozle October 24, 2011

Kazoozles

Generally shitty/low quality marijuana. Usually comes in the form of a smuggled brick from Mexico.

I'm turnt off them kazoozles!

by shanethatlilshit February 27, 2015

Kasnoozle

To sleep, pronounced cer-snooz-all ( I think) sometimes mis-pronounced cer-snozz-all which I'm sure you will agree with me sounds silly. It has been known for kasnoozle to be delayed by pesky dads planting plastic insects in your bed to scare you. This is best countered by shaking your fist at them and growling "Oh Yeah!"

Kasnoozle is best enjoyed while wearing jim jams apparently , this claim is yet to be proven, I believe it is highly doubtful.

First entered into mainstream usage on the 11th of December 2006
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Also a pungent smell.

Some cool person - "better go kasnoozle"

Slightly less cool person - "are you just making this up?"

Some cool person - "yeh i made that one up"

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Fred - "Crikey, that pandas feet are giving off a right Kasnoozle!"

by Vanessa W December 13, 2006