karma poo 

(noun) The random dog doo that a dog owner picks up and disposes of when out and about to make up for those times when his or her own dog has done its business somewhere that then mysteriously cannot be found (e.g., out in the tall grass in the park).

To pick up karma poo is to maintain equilibrium in the world of dog doo disposal, and to help make up for all the idiot dog owners who allow their dogs to defecate anywhere and everywhere without cleaning it up.

"Man, I've looked everywhere and I can't find Fido's poo!"
"Dude, you'd better go find some karma poo and take care of it!"
or
"What are you doing? Fifi didn't take a dump!"
"I know, but I think she snuck one out here somewhere the other day, and I'm way behind on my karma poo anyway."

karma poo by MollyBurrito August 21, 2011

Poop Karma 

When you're walking the dog and decide to pretend to not see the poop, not pick it up and walk away. Poop Karma kicks in when you poop and 1.) don't have toilet paper 2.) can't flush 3.) anything else embarrassing that involves poop.

You better pick up that poop or you'll get poop karma!

Poop Karma by bünch March 6, 2017

Karmapoop 

When you are farting at a friend but the fart turns out wet and leaves poop stains behind in your underwear.

Person 1 : *farts*
Person 2 : Ew fuck you !
Person 3: I think i need to change my underwear because i just karmapooped

Karmapoop by no go March 14, 2018