Kankerstaafje

Dutch word for cigarette, real translation: Cancerstick.

Also used for dicks with a tumor.

1.
Hee Sjon, If you don't give me a freaking kankerstaafje right now, i'll get frustrated, witch might result in Me kiling You.

2.
Hee Sjon, I really did want to give you a blowjob, but you dick looks terrible, are you sure you ain't got a kankerstaafje?

by Dutch dude October 02, 2009