kaijsa

An extremely gorgeous girl. Usually brunette. Has many friends that adore her. In great shape, most likely involved in a sport, often soccer or cross country. Very friendly and easy to talk to. Has a cute laugh.

"Kaijsa is so nice. I love her to death. And she's not full of herself like most pretty girls."

by sweet tree February 5, 2010

Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke

Originally, the full name of Jugemu, a character in a Japanese folktale. The name was given by his father after a consultation with a priest. The priest suggested many names and the father being indecisive named his son all of these names.

Now it is a joke for Scar and Wrath's real name in Fullmetal Alchemist.

Wrath: What is your real name?

Scar: Hmph... Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: What a coincidence. My name is also Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: Here I come, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke!

Scar: Bring it, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpoko- I bit my tongue!

by SMYunicorn December 3, 2020

Kaijafied

Named after a severely inaccurate metaphor-sayer, Kaija Cheyne. To "Kaijafy" something, one shouts in a low voice, "Kaijafieddd" after a particularly awkward or overdone statement.

Statement: "Dude, that McChicken was sooo dry, I'd rather eat my Grandma."

Onlooker: "...Kaijafieddd..."

by spicychicken111 October 9, 2011

Kajsa

Friend who’s in it for the long run. Beautiful person inside and out. Will fight tooth and nail in any argument and is filled head to toe with charming sass. Get’s a little wild when excited but able to make any activity into a good time.

Don’t mess with Kajsa, she’ll fuck you over.

Dude, definitely make sure you’re on Kajsa’s good side...

by bagelwithcreamcheeseplease October 26, 2018

kaijacked

Getting stopped on your way to leave to (lunch, home, drop a deuce etc.) by an inquisitive urchin asking questions he should probably already know the answer to.

Sorry honey, I got kaijacked and missed my train.

by laskowmatic January 10, 2014

Kaisa

You will most likely never meet someone in your life named Kaisa. You may think you can mess with a Kaisa but in reality Kaisa is a super strong person physically and mentally but usually would never hurt a fly. If you have this name most people give up on trying to say it and try out : Kacy, Katie, or just call you “K” or by your last name. The utmost worst is the dreaded “K-eye-za”. Clearly there is no Z in Kaisa but Kaisa will be too polite and most likely not correct you. Plus Kaisa is probably just bored of correcting everyone so she just goes with it.

Kaisa and I are going to the zoo tomorrow!

by NAME WIZARD PERSON March 16, 2019

kaisar

He gets all the peng gyals and dat rich man and ballin but in his heart he’s the softest man ever will take care of u no matter what

Kaisar is the best guy u can find.

by Lqerty45 May 18, 2018