kaevern 

Definitely the hottest Asian out there. He's the one that always shows you how to play the piano properly and pull off a hot mullet. If you score a Kaevern, consider yourself a god. Kaevern is the literal meaning of prime and is usually the person with the most sweg. Although Kaevern is the hottest, most prime Asian; you'd start to consider his swimming skills and lack of knowledge in League of Legends. You may underestimate his swimming ability and knowledge on League of Legends but be careful when it comes to basketball and anything that involves balls.

Hey look at the Kaevern over there, prime as.

kaevern by RickAstley101 November 23, 2013

kaepernick 

(n.) Paper towel used by exotic dancers and entertainers at strip clubs.

After completing her second song, Cinnamon grabbed a kaepernick and her spray bottle and wiped the pole down for the next girl.

kaepernick by Bigsillyone January 19, 2014

Colin Kaepernick

He is a QB for the SF 49ers who was drafted in the second round in 2011 and is a one hit wonder for the 2012 Super Bowl season and has been just shit since. He is called Colin SACKORPICK by the 49ers fans because whenever he touches the ball on a pass play he is most likely to either get sacked or throw a pick.

Colin Kaepernick just threw the ball and it is a pick as usual.

Colin Kaepernick by 49ers for life March 31, 2016

Kaepernick 

(Noun) A rich or famous person who thinks expressing their political opinion is the single most important thing.

I liked George Clooney before he became a gun control Kaepernick.

Kaepernick by KyContessa September 9, 2016

Kaepernick 

When you take one of those skinny sticky shits that pulls your ass hairs out, hurting so bad you have to take a knee.

I was at a 49er's game and took a Kaepernick in stands, it dropped me to my knee, I was so embarrassed.

Kaepernick by T-Rantula September 7, 2017

Kaepernick 

Full bore, unkempt, wooly, lady bush. Sometimes referred to as a "Bob Ross."

1. I always assumed Amber had a landing strip. Wasn't I surprised when she dropped trou and unleashed the Kaepernick.

Kaepernick by MoltenPoo July 28, 2019

Colin Kaepernick

Used to be the greatest joke to ever come to the NFL until Antonio Brown destroyed his own football career. Now he ranks #2 among NFL losers. Thinks he's a vocal hero to the black community for disrespecting the country that has paid him millions upon millions of dollars to play football. Says that America is a racist country yet hails Fidel Castro as a Cuban hero and continues to concoct bullshit ways to look like he is trying to return to the NFL when in reality, he just wants his name returning to national headlines. When team managements express a glimpse of interest in this bum, he shoots their offers down because it's not exactly what he wants.

If he really wanted to return to being an American football player, he would be proud to be an American and he would accept any offer from the NFL. Since neither applies to him, he's just an attention-seeking hypocritical dumpster fire of a loser and a bum and he always will be until he realizes the error of his ways and apologizes for the disruption he caused in the football world.

Colin Kaepernick will never play another NFL game again.

Colin Kaepernick by jc4493 November 18, 2019