Definitely the hottest Asian out there. He's the one that always shows you how to play the piano properly and pull off a hot mullet. If you score a Kaevern, consider yourself a god. Kaevern is the literal meaning of prime and is usually the person with the most sweg. Although Kaevern is the hottest, most prime Asian; you'd start to consider his swimming skills and lack of knowledge in League of Legends. You may underestimate his swimming ability and knowledge on League of Legends but be careful when it comes to basketball and anything that involves balls.
by RickAstley101 November 23, 2013
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