kabuli 

the craziest sons of bitches in the world. Up to do anything and everything. Great lovers and ass kickers, so watch out for these mother fuckers YO!!!

1.Damn that kabuli nows how to make a girl come over and over again.
2. Yo man dont fuck with that guy, he is kabuli and might kill your entire family.

kabuli by Lord Kabuli April 20, 2005

tom kaulitz 

The guitarist of German pop rock band sensation, Tokio Hotel. He is known for his hip hop fashion & music sense, dread locks, and the baseball caps which seemingly never come off. Tom is the twin brother of Bill Kaulitz, born 10 minutes before Bill on September 1 1989. Despite being identical twins, they have very different styles (nowdays Bill looks very androgynous) and stopped looking the same since they were about seven. Tom can be found making gallant comments about women, or himself (most of which are jokes). But either way, he loves to talk about anything. Most girl fans of the band are divided by which twin they preffer.

Girl1: God, I love Bill from Tokio Hotel, he's so damn sexy!
Girl2: No way! Tom Kaulitz is so friggen hotter!

tom kaulitz by NQS August 21, 2007

kabuki dick dance 

Military slang for waiting around for no apparent reason for someone of higher rank to make a decision.

So are we just going to do the kabuki dick dance all morning or we going to get to work.

kabuki dick dance by Renegade41 September 3, 2016

bill kaulitz 

The singer of the German pop-rock band Tokio Hotel. He is well known all over Europe for his anrogynous looks and his extravagant style. His twin, Tom, is the guitarist of the band.

Like zOMG Bill Kaulitz is da shizzle!!

Nahh I like Tom more.

bill kaulitz by dkny06 August 23, 2006

kaulike 

super hot, usually nice eyes.

ho! that boy kaulike be banginn'

kaulike by ahcom June 20, 2010

Kabukimono 

From Genshin Impact and the most perfect thing to ever exist. The non traumatized version of Scaramouche, he's innocent, perfect, and does literally no wrong. He is my everything. He is adorable and deserves the world <3

Person A: Do you know Kabukimono?

Person B: Yes, he's absolutely perfect.

Kabukimono by Akai~ April 14, 2023

Bill Kaulitz 

An 18 year old German male, lead singer of the band Tokio Hotel. Born on Sept 1st, 1989 in Leipzig, Germany. At 7 y.o. wrote his first song "Leb die Sekunde" (Live every second), and has been playing music with his identical twin brother Tom since then.

Bill has always been "different", so no he's not trying to be emo/jrock/anything.
Bill has publically stated he is straight, however the world may never know the truth until he gets a significant other.

This boy-man is the most beautiful person on the planet. Slim and 6 feet tall, his looks have everything right. You cannot call him handsome, because he's not, he is BEAUTIFUL. Heart achingly so. He has cheek bones and a jawline that can cut glass, pouty lips, that begged to be chewed on, a flawless complexion, a perfect nose, that will send people running to plastic surgeons, and asian eyes with lush lashes, that slay you at every glance. I'm fairly sure I could not have a conversation with this man without staring (and drooling).

When you see him during his interviews, he comes across as feminine and sensitive. He's very animated, yet polite, articulate and intelligent. He just seems like an incredible person to know. Maybe it's that European sophistication. Anyway, what really sets him apart from alot of dour rockers, is that he (and the rest of the band) TRULY appreciate their fans and never let them forget it. Then there is THAT SMILE. I am not kidding, when he smiles, it's like the sun breaking through grey skies on a cloudy day, the beams blinding you.

Now, that takes care of the girly part. When he hits the stage, Oh Hell. He is a ROCK GOD. He is the KILLER. 6 feet of sex in this 18 year old body. Not at all the femme guy you saw being interviewed. He's got all the posing down, and he can dance, dammit it. Better than most people I know of. He can shake that ass & boogie down. He completely commands his crowds, and looks directly into the eyes of the people closest to him, then gives the sexiest smile, like he knows something you don't. Seriously, being in the front row of one of his shows is like standing too close to the sun (personal experience).

He is very popular all around the world for his talent, androgynous good looks, and fearlessness.

Guys... ITS A TRAP!

Me: "God Bill Kaulitz has got to be the epitome of perfection"

My friend: "I know, I'm praying he's at least bi, or life just isn't fair to us women!!"

Some hater: "EW Bill is such an ugly homo"

Person with eyes: "I srsly do not give a fuck what anyone says. I want that boy in my bed. Preferably strapped to it."

Bill Kaulitz by popkillerr October 5, 2008