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Its whats John Spencer has. You may look, but you can't touch it. Unlike my Big Meat.

This type of swag is very rare and these are few people nowadays that behold the mystical kOOk.

don't even try to fuck with it.
Sarah: "what's kOOky swag?"

John: "Is that a fucking joke? "

Sarah: "sorry, im asian looking, i don't keep up with these trends with these caucasion trends."
by Looneyville April 12, 2011
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