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The distinctive curve of a Jewish nose.
Oh man, Mrs. Rosenberg has a huge jurve.
jurve by Pinko Bryan June 11, 2006
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She have beautiful eyes. She is the one that will make you a better person. Loving her will make you feel like heaven and forgetting her will make you feel like hell.
Don't ever lose Juveriya if you found one.
Juveriya by Juveriya September 3, 2018
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jurve • Jurgen • Jurnee • juvenile • Jarvey • Jerve • Jure • jurell • jurney • jurre

intellectually juvenile

The term 'intellectually juvenile' politely describes someone who is unintelligent, unwise or just not the 'sharpest knife in the drawer'.

The term 'intellectually juvenile' applies to a person, or group of people, who are not as developed in their thinking as they should be for their age, education, experience, geographical location, social environment, etc.

Background: Most of the people who are constantly calling other people 'stupid' are well known to be 'not-so-bright-themselves', and thus the word 'stupid' has lost its credibility and power as a descriptive term. The word 'stupid' is overused, low brow and passé.

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Ex.

Jim: Glenn! Did you just call me stupid !?!

Glenn: No, Jim. However, I most certainly implied that you are 'intellectually juvenile'. (said while smiling and in a nice tone)

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Jim: OK! I thought you were calling me stupid, and, I was about to get very upset. Sorry.

Glenn: That's OK Jim. Most 'intellectually juvenile' people are blissfully unaware when a person calls them out on their errors, nonsense and lies, and they are generally oblivious when a sentient uses accurate, basic and descriptive words to describe 'intellectually juvenile' people to themselves.

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Jim: You are a great friend, Glenn!

Glenn: I know. (smiling that smile he is well known for)
intellectually juvenile by GlennyJ November 20, 2013

Juve Merda

Juve Merda is an Italian exclamation against what is believed to be the most thieving football team in all world's football history
Juve merda, che ladri! (Juve merda, such thieves!)
Juve Merda by Antijuve January 4, 2019

feliz jueves

A Hispanic meme. This phrase is used when it is Thursday and you want to wish someone a happy day. comes from the anime 'Evangelion' when the nibber of Asuka says it.
- Hey, what day is today?
- Today is Thursday

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both: FELIZ JUEVES
feliz jueves by A nibbabba January 30, 2020
The Boss!
Had a big Cock
Is rich

Is sexy
Is the cooles boy of all
Jurek
Jurek by M4VLI January 2, 2017
Jurnee is a slim black girl that all the guys want, who later becomes a thick girl. She loves to joke around and if somebody is messing with you she is the one you call. Everyone wants to be her friend or her bae and she is very smart. She could be in a bad mood but you will always see her putting her friend and family before herself. Jurnee loves her friends and family to no end. Jurnee is a very good fighter, one hit and you gonna be shook for days. She is such a savage, her roasts are so fire she'll make you cry.
#savage #beautiful #thick #blackandbeautiful #kind

"She is so nice she's such a Jurnee, I would kill to be her friend."
Jurnee by QueenB Love October 31, 2018
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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