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Junandi is the most beautiful, gorgeous, intelligent,loving, kind and all around PERFECT woman in the ENTIRE UNIVERSE. She can make you skip five heartbeats if you just THINK about her, and when she yalks to you, her voice is loke a choir of angels. She is also the most honest and moral person out there. You can not ask for a better person, just like i can not ask for better wife.

Lief jou my wyfie

Junandi? Oooh...you mean PERFECTION.

junandi by Pampoenkoning55 October 30, 2018

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Juandingo

A mexican man with a very large penis, who pleases women with the first 6in and then slides the remaining 5in and slays that pussy.

That girl better be careful that juandingo is going to destroy her.

Juandingo by RealtalkG April 27, 2017

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junaidicool

An unfamiliar and infamous Roblox username. It would be cool if he's in the same server as you

Your friend junaidicool has joined the experience

junaidicool by 6380548622 July 21, 2021

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Juandina

Someone who falls asleep during a lord of the rings marathon!

Aw man val went to bed, she's such a Juandina. We still have return of the king left.

Juandina by wavehellotogoodbye December 18, 2011

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juandingo

Hero who is rico suave, muy fuerte, guapo. He can be very serious, sensitive, and has a big heart. He knows how to save the day with his sense of humor and ability to enjoy life.

Did you see that girl with Juandingo?!? She is lucky to have such a strong, sexy guy. She was smiling from ear to ear! He is a hero in her heart and in her life.

juandingo by skeets86 November 21, 2013

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junaidi

The biggest beast in the valley of Rohan

We just came across a junaidi, and it ate 3 of our people.

junaidi by firelord101 March 16, 2017

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Jurandir

That time of month when your bowels don't work so good, and scraggly little pieces of poop slip out when you sneeze.

Ooops. I just Jurandired.

Jurandir by Kara15e17 April 1, 2008

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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