juicy poos 

The consistency of the fecal content one excretes during submitting themselves to a juice cleanse. Aka: very expensive poos.

Her: "Girl, I've been drinking vegetables for days."
She: "Oh girl, you better have Mr. Clean on standby after your days of juicy poos."

juicy poos by Dive Master February 8, 2017

Loose Poose Juice

Loose Poose Juice (commonly known as LPJ) is the term used to measure the quantity, normally in fluid ounces, of bullshit that comes out of one's mouth when stimulated with a topic that pressures them to give a response, regardless of if it's the correct answer or not. Sometimes normally overly exaggerated or just completely untrue. The answer has about as much weight to it as a bucket of LPJ.

"You wouldn't believe the amout of LPJ this guy was feeding me when he was telling me about this girl he was with."

"Those Rude people over there are just full of that loose poose juice with the things they tell me."

"I could drown in the amount of loose poose juice coming out of that dude's mouth."

Loose Poose Juice by Vinacular V June 9, 2018

poose juice 

The fresh juices from a vagina during oral sex

Yo dude, during 69 last night I got a big mouth full of poose juice.

poose juice by ThatOneGuy2170 October 29, 2015