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juice head gorilla 

A juicehead gorilla is a hot, jacked, Italian man. Typically from jersey, but possibly the surrounding areas. They should be tan, have a six pac and be able to dance sexy in da club. Total lady killer but sometimes susceptible to gernades. Term used frequently on jersey shore the tv show.
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Gorilla Juice Head 

a term used by "Snookie", a co-star of the popular ( in 2010 ) MTV reality TV show 'Jersey Shore'. "Gorilla" refers to a big, muscular guy, and "juice head" refers to steroid use (juice is the street name for steroids). So, Snookie is always on the lookout for a 'Gorilla Juice Head' to take back to the MTV Jersey Shore home, even if it is being filmed, to have casual, one night stand sex with.

Interestingly, she wants a well built, tan, good looking guy, yet she happens to be a chunky, unattractive little dwarf -- something you would normally see at a carnival freak show at the turn of the century
Snookie: "I am going to find a Gorilla Juice Head tonight at the club, and come home and get it in!"

Gorilla Juicehead 

Jenni's (J-Wow's) description of a seaside jock who is a heavy user of steroids and growth hormones. Usually massive in size and typically guido-like in appearance.
Jwow: "check out that Gorilla Juicehead steroid multiple growth hormone user over there snooki"

Snooki: "omg i wanna bang him so bad!"

gorrilla juicehead 

the phrase Gorrilla Juicehead was used by JWOW and Snooki on the MTV show Jersey Shore. JWOW went on to define it as a big guy who loves to hit up the gym and possibly uses steroids. Gorrilla juiceheads must be atleast 6ft tall and weight atleast 250 lbs.
Damn look at those gorrilla juiceheads on the beach
gorrilla juicehead by el selbador November 19, 2010
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022