this definition is not to be confused with the other definitions for jordan and paglia on urban dictionary. jordan, meaning a very large penis and paglia, a cigarette.

a jordan paglia is generally in most cases a female. typically she would be a girl who is stunningly beautiful, hilariously funny, ridiculously intelligent, and the greatest friend anyone could ever ask for. this is a must for someone to be called a jordan paglia. other characteristics could be asian like eyes or the fact that they like to get it up the butt... hard.

a beautiful person both inside and out. she is one of a kind and an amazingly awesome and loyal friend. she's always there for her friends no matter what. her bff loves her bunches and bunches always and forever.