A person who worships Jonah Falcon because he has a 13.5 inch dick. Most Jonites only love Jonah because they have an obsession with dick. Jonites are often found with the guy in the room who has the hugest dick and would give anything to have sex with Jonah's living legend.
Angelina: Did you see Anthony over there with a boner I bet his dick is huge
Sandra: I'd love to ride that piece of meat.
Angelina: What about Chris' huge member over there? I need that in my mouth tonight.
Me (Thinking): You two hoes are such Jonites
Sandra: I'd love to ride that piece of meat.
Angelina: What about Chris' huge member over there? I need that in my mouth tonight.
Me (Thinking): You two hoes are such Jonites
by RoyalBish April 10, 2015