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joke smoke

A "joke smoke" is that of a cigarette which is prepared for someone whom is a known bum. Loaded with horse hair/ match heads/ gun powder... it is prepared to teach a valuable lesson to the receiver.
joke joke smoke cigarette bum pest grub prank
Example;
I gave that bludger a "joke smoke" now he is missing half his face. HAHA
joke smoke by Banjo84 June 3, 2016
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smoke and joke 

inhaling enough marijuana to the point where everything is humorous. such an activity usually takes place on an island or in the confines of a car.
Let's go smoke and joke.
smoke and joke by meggle$ February 22, 2008

Smoke and Joke 

How junior enlisted while away their service time: smoking cigarettes and joking around with each other. Typically done in small groups when on break, standing post, or at quarters.
See those embassy guards standing post at the gate? They smoke cigarettes and bullshit all day. Smoke and joke. Most of them will never make rank.
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