jinnyisum 

To say the worst thing at the best time, with the best intentions. Also known as, putting your foot in your mouth; or "I pooped the bed" not everyone can pull off a Jinnyisum, but if you can you ARE a bad ass

I'm so glad you're here, and not drinking like you usually do = Jinnyisum

Does my hair look gray? Yes, your hair does look thinner =Jinnyisum

I love your perfume, I'm so glad you changed it = Jinnyisum

jinnyisum by Narsred13 April 16, 2017

jonnyism

A one liner of great merit usually pulled from the ether after a lengthy period of silence and solemnity.

By their nature jonnyisms are fleeting but unmatched in their sarcasm and biting nature, as such there are no recorded examples but after a jonnyism is uttered a rousing cheer of "that was a fantastic jonnyism" can be heard!

jonnyism by dvoid March 8, 2005

Jonnyism

Jonny is never wrong, people just have to keep questioning him!

Jonny: If Jonnyism isn't in the fucking dictionary when I die...

Jonnyism by Stevedercoole! March 31, 2020