jinnyisum 

To say the worst thing at the best time, with the best intentions. Also known as, putting your foot in your mouth; or "I pooped the bed" not everyone can pull off a Jinnyisum, but if you can you ARE a bad ass

I'm so glad you're here, and not drinking like you usually do = Jinnyisum

Does my hair look gray? Yes, your hair does look thinner =Jinnyisum

I love your perfume, I'm so glad you changed it = Jinnyisum

jinnyisum by Narsred13 April 16, 2017

jonnyism

A one liner of great merit usually pulled from the ether after a lengthy period of silence and solemnity.

By their nature jonnyisms are fleeting but unmatched in their sarcasm and biting nature, as such there are no recorded examples but after a jonnyism is uttered a rousing cheer of "that was a fantastic jonnyism" can be heard!

jonnyism by dvoid March 8, 2005

Jonnyism

Jonny is never wrong, people just have to keep questioning him!

Jonny: If Jonnyism isn't in the fucking dictionary when I die...

Jonnyism by Stevedercoole! March 31, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008