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A cool and cute guy with a lot of friends, who is also probably one of the smartest people that you know. He's the kind of guy you can't find anything wrong with, but secretly he's plotting how to murder everyone in the room.
man I wish I could be as smart and athletic as Jibrail
jibrail by DingusFarm June 2, 2017
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Jibrilliant 

1)The most intelligent statement, idea, or perspective you have EVER witnessed. 2)A genius and the voice of a generation.
Wow! That was jibrilliant.
Jibrilliant by Jibrilium June 23, 2016
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Epitome of stealth, speed, agility, cunning, and survivability. Jibraels are the guerrilla war-machines. They are masters of any and all weapons they can get their hands on. Masters of the art of stealth, they will relentlessly stalk their prey until it makes a fatal mistake and leaves an opening large enough for the Jibrael to take advantage of. They are predators akin to wolves and leopards; Utterly feral and brutally pragmatic in combat despite being given a human form. If ever there was game-breaking assassin that everyone, it would be the Jibrael.
Civil War.

You are on the side that Jibraels are known to oppose.

A large-scale firefight has erupted in the National Wildlife Reserve.

You were assigned to lead a squadron and sent there as reinforcements.

It's a long ride. The armored car parks near friendly territory, a few meters from base camp.

You and your squadron move toward base camp. Your communications device rings. You are instructed to leave the Second-in-Command in charge of leading the squadron to base camp, and to branch of and to investigate a suspected hidden Jibrael camp.

You order them to keep moving and go investigate the coordinates you were given.

It was a false lead. Nothing there but trees, trees, trees, and the occasional tree stump.

You hurry back to the base camp.

Once you get there, you stare in shock.

The entire camp filled with blood and corpses of your allies. Supplies raided. Weapons raided. Communication constructs destroyed.

"Jibrael" you say in your mind as the fear dawns on you

Overtaken by fear, you run back the way you came...only this time, you fall into a man-sized pit full of spikes and poisonous snakes.
Jibrael by Johnny Valdez February 8, 2012
He is tall and handsome. Very quiet but possess a beautiful smile. He is a genius and on top of that very stylish! he is generally successful at everything that he does and is a very hard worker
Jibril is the epidemy of Success!
jibril by mdtpxf62 February 4, 2010
A very sweet, caring, loving, attached and compassionate person. You can and will never fight with him.

He has his head and heart in place and

is totally committed to everything he does.

He most truly loves a girl named Sophia! He would even die to talk to this girl

He will never take you for granted. He will make you smile, and Care for your likes n dislikes. He will always make you smile, and is a very charming and funny person. He is perfect. He is a soldier. Deserves to be loved and cherished.never let him go. He is the one.
Jibril : U got any onions!

Friend : No Boss
Jibril by RickyMyMicky May 13, 2021
jibrill is sometime smart and got no hair his hairline is on the other side of world
jibrill how are u
jibrill by allaguajbar December 12, 2016

dirty jibril 

a dirty jibril is when Lisa is komois with niachu
1Dude:Lisa friend's with niachu
2Dude: No way! That’s a dirty Jibril
dirty jibril by Ågust September 25, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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