jibbily 

adj. Jibb-i-ly Jih-buh-lee

Used to describe the lack of sanity, abundance of stupidity, or just pure weirdness of the thing being labelled.

That guy is just jibbily!

The mower went jibbily and exploded in a shower of flaming bits.

jibbily by Disciple: The freshmaker May 28, 2005

Jibbly John on the Half Shell 

The regional term specific to Philadelphia, NY for the ring-shaped bread product more commonly known as a bagel. The usage of the term was popularized by Collegehumor.com.

I love a Jibbly John on the Half Shell with a shmear of cream cheese in the morning (Go Phillies!).

Give me a couple of those Jibbly Johns on the Half Shell (Go Phillies!).

Jibbly John on the Half Shell by Jammich May 26, 2011

Flibbity jibbity 

Absurd, ridiculous, nonsensical

See also: cattywampus, janky, WTF

What the "flibbity jibbity"?!?

Flibbity jibbity by EAY213 June 5, 2016

Jibblywiffers 

A magical word which, when spoken, will cause the speaker to mysteriously turn into a banana. There is no scientific explanation Supporting this phenomenon. Many philosophers believe that the enchantment was created in the mid 1400's by the famous sorcerer lurblepurbins. Evidence suggests that the enchantment was created as a gift to the banana gods, Banano and Banani. According to ancient texts, the banana gods were unpleased by their gift, and as a punishment, they turned everyone in the entire kingdom of Gooplesmootz into bananas.

Billy: hey jimmy
Jimmy: what!
Billy: read what i wrote on the paper out loud
Jimmy: ok, jibblywiffers "poof"
Billy: hahaha, your a banana!
Jimmy: whoa, what happened?
Billy: i turned you into a banana!
Jimmy: please, turn me back!
Billy: id rather just eat you
Jimmy: nooo!
Billy: "eats jimmy"

Jibblywiffers by kruz williams March 20, 2017

hibbity jibbity on dah hippity hoppity 

having sex on a trampoline.

seth and tracy did dah hibbity jibbity on dah hippity hoppity.

hibbity jibbity on dah hippity hoppity by Twebb September 2, 2006

flibbity jibbity jibber jabber

When you gotta get out of somewhere or something.

"Do you hear the flibbity jibbity jibber jabber
With an, "Oh my God, I've got to get out of here or I'll have another"

flibbity jibbity jibber jabber by GBendz September 9, 2023

jibbly joe

A certain hillbilly, that married his sister.

That jibbly joe a real creep.

jibbly joe by billy.com May 20, 2017