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jezzabomb 

The most sexiest man alive. Gets all the sluts and the most pussy. Best guy to be and/or have as a friend coz you can get some of his "leftovers."
Hey, i went to my jezzabomb's house and had a massive orgy with him and 6 sluts
jezzabomb by MrFantastic03 June 28, 2014
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jizzbomb 

(v) to covertly put a wad of jizz (semen) into someone's drink
Check it out: Kyle just jizzbombed Brett's Dr. Pepper! That kid sure likes to jizzbomb. Be careful when you drink around him.
jizzbomb by Shrimphead May 9, 2008

jizzbomb-bagboom 

When you wank so much that your testicles explode.
Guy #1: Did you jizzbomb-bagboom?
Guy #2: Yeah... And now I have to see a doctor (sigh)
jizzbomb-bagboom by Leighmur May 26, 2006

Jizzbomb 

White sticky icky fluid that comes out the penis, jizzbomb being a huge ass load that it takes 4-5 seconds to clear..generally sticking to the wall or flying up in the air & hitting something
Damn, i just jerked off for the 1st time in 3 years..what a jizzbomb that was
Jizzbomb by Deezy May 19, 2003

virgin jizzbomb 

Virgin Jizzbomb

An alcoholic beverage consisting of:
1 part Jagermeister
3 part Gatorade Fruit Punch
1 or 2 Ice Cubes
Topped with Whipped Cream

A Virgin Jizzbomb without the Whipped Cream is referred to as a Virgin With a Condom

It is named a Virgin Jizzbomb because it resembles the bloody, jizzy aftermath of virgin sex

Use this on the ladies to have your own Virgin Jizzbomb.
virgin jizzbomb by jawns1112 June 25, 2009

Upside-Down Jumping Jizzbomb 

Sex position including one male and one female partner. The male holds the female upside-down and sideways between his legs (creating almost a scissor-like leg position) and proceeds to jump up and down while simultaneously jamming his raging boner into either her anal or vaginal crease. The result is a massive jizzbomb, hence the name.
Man, can you believe Peggy let Bill do the Upside-Down Jumping Jizzbomb to her at the Christmas exchange? I heard they even let people photograph them. I don't blame them, that is one challenging move!

Jizzbomb 

The essence of a genuine Jizzbomb works like this. When you are getting busy with your bird, as you are about to cum, you pull out of her, pull your foreskin forward and shoot inside it (it helps if you are not fully hard so you have more foreskinto cover your helmet) Your foreskin with then fill out with said jizz, like a bullfrog. At this point, you spring your cock forward whilst releasing your foreskin from your fingers, this will produce the ultimate Jizzbomb all over her (face if you are lucky)
me and my bird were having some sex the other night and instead of the conventional cumshot, I held my foreskin together over my cock then released a huge jizzbomb over her, it was wicked!
Jizzbomb by Goosewing555 September 4, 2012
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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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