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n. the female form of liquid that is ejaculated during orgasm or sexual climax.
It is derived from the word "jizz," which is its male counterpart and equivalent--even though the two are completely different fluids. Here is a little equation:

his = jizz hers = jerzz

v. to ejaculate on someone's (either male or female depending on a woman's sexual orientation) face. The female equivalent of ejaculating.

also, see jerzzed, jerzzing
Guy 1: Dude, that girl came up to my room last night.

Guy 2: Tight, what happened?

Guy 1: Man, everything was going good. We were fooling around, I ate her out, and then she came...

Guy 2: Nice!

Guy 1: Nah, dude, she jerzzed in my face!

Guy 2: Ah, that sucks.

Guy 1: The jerzz soaked all the way through my mattress!

Guy 2: Bummer.
jerzz by Leroy7D4L July 3, 2005
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The name of a semi-cannon ship, supporting the relationship of Fairy Tail anime characters: Jellal and Erza
JeRza is my OTP! It will cannon!!
JeRza by TheFairyHunter May 27, 2015
Related Words
jerzz • Jerzzle • Jezza • Jezzy • Jerz • Jerzee • jerzy • Jezzie • Jerez • jerzi

jerez,zacatecas 

city in mexico with the best food,parties,girls and should i say best food!!
i went to jerez,zacatecas for the summer and almost fell of the roof!
jerez,zacatecas by gental dental February 2, 2010
A very sweet girl that at times can be stubborn. She likes getting her way and will try anything to get that. She is a great and a reliable friend that you love to be around. She is probably more than you think and DONT under estimate her. She may look shy and friendly at first but once you get to know her she will light a fire under your ass. And she can light up your day
I love people that act like jerzie.
jerzie by humanthatiscrazy52 November 29, 2016
To repeatedly and intentionally lie, bullshit, exaggerate or tell make-believe fantasies in social settings in order to contribute or fit in. To jerz someone actually has a negative effect, as it contributes nothing, aggravates those present, and decreases group IQ, intelligence, and morale.
Non-jerzer: "Hey man, I have 2 dogs and they are sick"

Jerzer: "Oh that sucks. I have 24 champion bull terriers and they have AIDS"

Non-jerzer: "Shut the fuck up man. You jerzed me. Stop fucking lying and telling bullshit just to hear yourself talk"
Jerzed by therealSHAC November 27, 2009
A uckers, named after Jezebel from the bible that was forbidden from entering heaven.
Becky is a jezzie mums.
Jezzie by 4doorwhipnslide October 30, 2019
That girl is a jezzy fam
Jezzy by Appoal November 5, 2018
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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