jersey rider

rust bucket originating from jersey goo, aka salted snowey roads.

"man, that guy just bought a $30,000 evo VIII, 5 years from driving in winter is gonna make that succa a jersey rider!"

by tegasaurus July 8, 2005

Jersey Rider

when a person is only dating or friends with an athlete because of the possibility of the athlete going pro.

A person - typically a woman - who just uses the athlete for status. "Riding the jersey to the top". Similar to a gold digger

The show basketball wives has a bunch of jersey riders.

by writergrl25 July 14, 2010

jersey bike ride

To trick an individual to partake in an intense endeavor, ending in an unfortunate surprise.

When Mike finally found the golden treasure chest and smelled the poop inside it, he immediately knew he was the subject of an elaborate Jersey Bike Ride.

by BaDoSu9 December 14, 2016

South Jersey Hot Air Balloon Ride

The act of farting in a girls pussy by wrapping her vagina lips around the asshole of a gassy friend.

After a night of eating too many sloppy joes and hearing constant bitching from his wife, Andrew finally agreed to give Sarah the South Jersey Hot Air Balloon Ride she always wanted.

by FlipDogBoy February 22, 2011